So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
it hurts more in the daytime
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?