My hand turned me down
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I will pee on everything he values.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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