Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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