His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.