I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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