you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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