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(248): View more from Michigan

I wanna go to beed woth a nboy

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(512): View more from Texas

I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

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(361): View more from Texas

As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.

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(512): View more from Texas

no drinking for a week

(1-512): View more from Texas

if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.

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