can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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