So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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