My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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