is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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