I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I got her a Nickelback box set.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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