so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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