I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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