Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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