belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
