I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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