I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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