Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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