he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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