i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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