So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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