You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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