if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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