oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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