yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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