Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Enjoy the penises
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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