You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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