i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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