so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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