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say what?
wanna hang out?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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