Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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