You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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