Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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