wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So much Jack, so little girl.