I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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