i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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