Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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