He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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