people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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