how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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