Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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