I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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