so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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