ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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