How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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