Pants 0. Shit 1.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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