is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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