It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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