Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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