OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Mom said you looked used
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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