so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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