do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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