another moral hangover. fuck.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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