so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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